parenting gone wrong

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 01/06/2019 at 12:27 • Filed to: None

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me daughter ate a kg of cheese in 2 days and called it having a sandwich (funnily enough... i still have an untouched loaf of bread)

whatever... confronted her about it... and rather than talk to me and trying to splain herself... she went to her room giving me shitty teenage crap all the way up

soooo ive hidden her ipad where she will never find it out of spite

im a shitty parent

fuck teenagers

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 12:33

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The joke will be on her when she doesn’t poop for   the next week 

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 12:36

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I’m like that, will eat a kilo of cheese no worries.

Only rule in our house is if you eat all of something, let someone know so they know to get some more rather than go to use it and it’s not there.

Your not a shitty parent at all. It’s just general trials and tribulations of being a parent with a teenager. We were just the same with our parents and their kids will be the same with them.

Just grab a beer mate and find a quiet place to chill. 

Ssfancyfresh > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 12:38

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Mine are 3 and 18 months. I would buy all the iPads if they would just eat anything

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Ssfancyfresh 01/06/2019 at 12:47

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ha.. yea i member that.... good luck

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 12:50

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Opportunity to talk about fiber and digestive health.  Or changing the wifi password.  One or the other.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 01/06/2019 at 12:51

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tbh.. i dont mind her eating the cheese.. its delicious

just dont fucking lie to me about it

and you sure as fuck dont just walk away when i told you to get back here and have it out

/me is seriously pissed off right now

but yes... telling people you ate stuff is what is not happening round here.... or asking before doing so for that matter

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 01/06/2019 at 12:53

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lol no need to change the wifi if she cant find her ipad

wich she wont...

Berang > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 12:55

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Who just eats cheese.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Berang 01/06/2019 at 12:57

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my daughter

also.. the dutch in general

DipodomysDeserti > Ssfancyfresh 01/06/2019 at 12:57

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Was in the same boat. Now I’m at five and eight. Five year-old still won’t eat, but the eight year-old has griwn out of it. Hoping the five year-old will follow suit.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 13:00

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Just to acknowledge that’s a crap ton of cheese, pooping is going to hurt.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/06/2019 at 13:02

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good....

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 13:02

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Also, me.

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 13:05

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Ye’, I think the lying is a panic reflex of, ‘I’m in the shit here, if I lie, he may buy it and I’m off scott free’.

Then there is the dawning of, ‘shit, he didn’t buy it, now I’m doubly in the shit. Quick, go on the defensive’. Lol.

Ye’, the walk away thing is annoying at any age.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 01/06/2019 at 13:08

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raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yeah im good now

she hasnt noticed her ipad being missing yet.. this will be good :)

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 13:10

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My little brother did that once. I was watching him after school and he was like 11 or so. Asked if he could have some cheese and crackers and I said sure. He ate a brick and a half of cheese. I think they’re like 500ish gram bricks in USA? But yeah mom and dad came home and were pissed.

Courae, karma is a bitch and my brother clogged two toilets the next day. We all figured that was punishment enough. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 13:11

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My wife and I had a pick nick at the beach one day and the seagulls got into our food and ate about 2 lbs of cheese between three of them. They were not able to fly after that, it was kind of funny and sad at the same time.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > DipodomysDeserti 01/06/2019 at 13:13

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i fixed mine by telling her she could fill her own plate..but whatever she puts on it she has to eat (or she could opt to not want anything but dont count on any snacks later lady)(and whats on the table is dinner.. no options)

shes not a fussy eater no more

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 13:14

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Lol.

Dis gonna b fun. 

smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 13:50

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If it was period cravings (or pregnancy...) I can’t blame her for not wanting to own it.

Some people just want chocolate, some people just want cheese. 

gettingoldercarguy > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 13:53

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When she does ask where it is, the answer is with the cheese.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl 01/06/2019 at 14:13

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lol tbh... my girl just loves food

wich is fine.. if you dont lie about it...

also if you dont whine about being fat

OPPOsaurus WRX > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 17:11

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Tell your daughter her next shit is going to be an adventure.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/06/2019 at 17:14

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I did that new Years Eve. New Years day wasnt much fun. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 01/07/2019 at 01:04

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lol yeah... she’ll pay for it :p

but i dont really care about the cheese... she’s just been a real asshole about everything these last couple of weeks and ive had enough of it... so now im gonna asshole too

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/07/2019 at 04:43

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mmm...............cheese